Before I tell the funny but embarassing story, let me update y'all. Tommorow will be the beginning of week 12. The morning sickness is not as often but still hanging around. Logan has been very supportive through it and I am very greatful. My best friend had her sweet little boy on Friday March 20th and that was one of the most amazing things for me to be apart of. Although not in the room with them during the delivery, I stayed near by until allowed to return to the room. To share that with her and her husband was very special for me. His name is Wyatt and he is so adorable. I have some pictures of him but do not have her permission to post them but just trust me, he is super cute.
We added a new family member to our household. We now have a dog named Ralph. Most of you know we already had two dogs, Pepper and Sheriff. Well, Logan brought Ralph home the other day. He is so sweet and very pretty. The kicker is he will grow to be 110 lbs to 140 lbs. This is a lot of dog but I am sure he will be worth it. I will get a picture of him and post it soon.
Okay, for the funny story. When you are pregnant and feel the urge to empty your bladder, you have very little time to do so. So the other day at work, I feel this urge and rush to the restroom. Luckly I made it in time and no one was in there. See, our restroom is a one seater so you have to time things just right around the office. Well, As most women know when using a public restroom, you never sit all the way down. We do this thing called the hoover. So this is what I was doing. (Please try not to picture this in your head) So the hoover always makes my legs hurt. Keep this in mind as I continue through the story. So I finish filling the potty with enough liquid to feel a small pound and I reach for the toilet paper. It tears into small pieces. You know when you get that roll that won't roll. Well, this was the case. So I proceed to try another way and still it tears. This goes on for a little while and everything I try did not work. I just tore more and more paper. At this point I am talking out loud and getting very frustrated. I keep saying things like, "you stupid thing" "darn roll" "just work". I did not think much about talking out loud since I am in there by myself. So I finally get to my breaking point and hit the toilet paper roll with my fist and say some words I should not repeat (I asked God to forgive me). All of a sudden, the TP roll decides to go into the circus and proceeds to do a few impressive flips in the air and rolls down my back into the potty. SPLASH!!!!!!!!!!! Oh great now what. So I have to wait a few minutes before I can dress myself and by now my legs are purple from the hoover. So I finally get presentable and realize I can not flush the toilet. I must fish the TP roll out of the potty. GROSS!!!!!!!!!! So I decide to go out to the closet and get a trash bag and use that as a glove and this should work. Well, remember the talking out loud thing, well when I open up the door, there are two ladies standing out there giggling and laughing. I was so embarrased. So I cleaned the restroom and leave for lunch to try and regain my self confidence. Sometimes God gets our attention in very wierd ways. I shared this most embarassing story in hopes it would give y'all a laugh.
So that is all for now. Our next appointment is April 2. I will try to add some more pictures soon. Love y'all.
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